Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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