we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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