I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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