I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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