break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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