the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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