How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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