apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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