Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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