We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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