Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
