did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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