so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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