either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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