no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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