But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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