he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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