her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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