Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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