Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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