I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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