the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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