shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
