I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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