I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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