My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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