He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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