i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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