Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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