yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
