She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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