the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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