tell your sister to shave her snatch
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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