Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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