Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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