Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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