We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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