Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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