I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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