Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize