i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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