Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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