I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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