Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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