And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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