just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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