I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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