He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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