at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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