Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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