I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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