..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You work out of a Hotel?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I want to be your penis for a week.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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